more fortunes, more trolls

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diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
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@@ -57,3 +57,5 @@ That's a reason why one of my favorite languages is php. It just works.
 Petition to have Obama address occupy wallstreet movement
 When Remington first started marketing typewriters, the company assumed the machine would not be used for composing but for transcribing dictation, and that the person typing would be a woman. Flowers were printed on the casing of early models to make the machine seem more comfortable for women to use.
 Bigelow & Holmes, Inc. created the screen fonts in the luc, lucm, lucsans, and pelm directories and granted permission to redistribute them with plan9port.
+I tested DNS Bench from grc.com against Plan 9 running in VirtualBox and fossil died.
+venti can store data, but not delete it, fossil can delete data, but not store it, they complement each other perfectly!
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 861f0bb63..64633b34e 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
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@@ -4651,4 +4651,7 @@ I can no longer sit back and allow NIX infiltration, NIX indoctrination, NIX sub
 kfx bases a system of government on forced sodomy
 (#cat-v) <aiju> what good is a cure for AIDS if we can't  get epistemology right?
 please, grow up! -- Skip Travakkolian
-(#cat-v) <nelnire> Not funny.
+(#cat-v) <kfx> why the fuck do germans insist on communicating in their dumb little code
+<aiju> we need objectivism oriented programming!
+<cinap_lenrek> ports are the economic engine for the elite <cinap_lenrek> occupy port 80!
+CTC is a Java application that is installed in two locations.