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diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index 26ba5226b..56cd30e48 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -249,3 +249,11 @@ The documentation is clearly insufficient.
 You don't say anything about the problem beyond "it doesn't work".
 Can you be a little more specific please?
 Working as intended.
+That's a shame.
+Nothing has changed.
+Correct as written. Maybe badly written, but correct.
+Does it make a difference?
+One more thing.
+That's odd.
+Nothing in Go is accidental.
+Go was supposed to be a fresh start.
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index b86a298cb..96baea5f1 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -143,3 +143,6 @@ This is a serious mistake.
 I am going to be away for the rest of the week.
 At the risk of sounding pedantic, package url is not an http server.
 don't worry about it.
+You can't make everything faster all the time.
+Thanks.
+Please just wait.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index e8a5723ac..2f175d107 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -390,3 +390,16 @@ Great conversation...
 Who do you work for?  Governments?
 Please people, ignore him.
 I love this conversation.
+Amazing.
+Go a few cycles.
+Why?
+No really, precisely why do you trust us?
+What a joke.
+That is quite a fiction.
+Never expect a group to perform a task which an individual won't.
+We never said our code should be trusted.
+Since I value my sanity, I saw that report, and I ignored it.
+The complaint department is down the hall.
+Such strong words.
+It must be easy to sit in your chair and demand that others meet your expectations.
+Didn't you read the manual page?
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index 82ffe834a..5dae98d79 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -183,3 +183,6 @@ I like Acme a lot, but without vi keybindings, I cannot edit text.
 Subject: Pingdom Alert: incident #11 is open for Sources (plan9.bell-labs.com)
 My two favorite languages before Go came along were Objective-C and Python.
 has anyone tried 9vx on Yosemite? any issues?
+Go’s compiler is just so powerful. It takes the best of C++, Java and Python … and then it really tightens everything up.
+Does anybody known how to use mouse wheel to scroll acme window?
+Why is it not a binary protocol?