valley, feminize: these jokes suck.

2 files changed, 0 insertions, 30 deletions

diff --git a/rc/bin/feminize b/rc/bin/feminize
deleted file mode 100755
index de5767ff5..000000000
--- a/rc/bin/feminize
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,5 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sed -f
-
-s/ [aeiou]n([a-z][a-z][a-z])/ man\1/
-s/ [a-z]em([a-z][a-z][a-z])/ fem\1/
-s/ [aeiou]m/ fem/
diff --git a/rc/bin/valley b/rc/bin/valley
deleted file mode 100755
index 320829865..000000000
--- a/rc/bin/valley
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,25 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/awk -f
-
-BEGIN {
-srand
-phrases=", like,\
-, y'know,\
-, or whatever,\
-, umm,\
-, for sure,"
-
-len=split (phrases, phrase, /\n/)
-}
-
-
-{ 
-  split ( $0, parts, /,/)
-  for (i=1; i<length(parts); i++) {
-    printf "%s", parts[i]
-    ind = 1+int(rand * 1000)%len;
-    printf "%s", phrase[ind]
-  }
-print parts[i]
- # print $0
-}
-